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Unfortunate Cookies offer a clever variation on classic fortune cookies. Inside each one is a distinctly bleak fortune designed to encourage people to accept and even appreciate life’s challenging moments. These cookies are an ideal addition to events, social gatherings, memorials, and various celebrations.
Skip the boring traditional fortunes with sentiments such as; "The world needs your because without you, there would be a global idiot shortage. " " The wins of change ore blowing but you're just blowing it." "Why?" "Where there's a will there's a way, but there's no way yo will." "The good news is things can only get worse from here...and they will."
Each package includes 13 Unfortunate Cookies. Hidden inside each cookie is one of 400 distinct, unsettling fortunes for you to discover and appreciate.
Baked fresh and packaged with regret in Seattle, WA
Ingredients: Enriched flour (wheat flour, niacin, iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid) , sugar, water, soybean oil 9liquid and hydrogenated soybean oil, TBHQ and citric acid added to protect flavor, dimethylpolysiloxane), eggs, flavoring (9dextros, corn starch natural and artificial flavors (including milk derivatives (milk) and silicon dioxide
Allergens: wheat, soy Net wt. 3 oz.